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22:15 GMT         Day 27 of 90, Season 69    

If you blow this you bogus.

Written by TheRhys at 00:18 27/3-2011

  Kids in polo's were lining the streets on the outskirt of Denpasar where the Bali Classic finished on the madd climbs of Mount Kedaton. Eddie "The Cat" Ebersold and Witting of Speedyb were bumping the game to 11, spitting blank rhymes and bullets to a crowd that was on fire. Looking more like a street fight than a bike race the two champions elevated themselves toward the gods leaving the remainder of the peleton waiting at the bottom of the stairs. Attacks by each rider showed ferocity that rivaled world wars and food fights. With both riders unwilling to lead the other out, but neither one willing to slow they lined each side of the course and the finish was a testament of power. Racing for pinks they charged the line making this the closest Bali Classic in history with the the win coming down to hundredths of a second. The Cat came out on his feet, hugging his manager and vowing to "Live the straight rock life every night, git mine & let em know!" Eddie waited for each team member at the finish and thanked them. He chose to give mad props for all the other rider. -TR

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Comments


TheRhys at 21:55 27/3-2011
  Maybe if you had moved the team car up once the gap opened you could have done the velo change a little quicker.... Sounds like a mgmt issue to me!

speedyb at 21:28 27/3-2011
  We are awsome! Rivals? Or are we secretly working together?
   Too bad eddie's chain didn't break like putin's did, I would've won. :)
  Acctually, I couldnt be any happier with the result.


TheRhys at 17:32 27/3-2011
  awww!! I will try the arrow..
  


lastplace1414 at 07:37 27/3-2011
  I was trying to make an arrow that pointed left at your press release, but I guess it was code for "ignore the following text"

TheRhys at 07:23 27/3-2011
  Hmm. I still dont understand!! I like the race re-enactment though!!!!

lastplace1414 at 04:30 27/3-2011
  Oh, it didn't like the arrow I was trying to make. Feel free to delete this post and the 1st 4 posts

lastplace1414 at 04:29 27/3-2011
  ...Great
  
  Re-enactment of race:
  Ebersold23: brb
  Peleton145: k
  Peleton145: u there?
  Ebersold23: bye
  Ebersold23 has signed off.
  


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